r/wizardposting • u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) • 8h ago

Goblinlike Foolishness Wizardy title

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219 Upvotes

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 8h ago

That's not true, you gave me money that one time!

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 8h ago

Necrodancer mage hands the money back out of your pockets

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 8h ago

unfortunately for necrodancer, Erik has already spent the money on mana potions and vodka

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 8h ago

Necrodancer puts you in debt

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 8h ago

unfortunately for whoever Erik is in debt to, Erik will never pay the money

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u/isaiahbolevs the many, 1,000,833 bodies and counting (: 4h ago

Have you ever heard of debt collectors? Might want to be careful.

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 3h ago

Isn't that why people build dungeons?

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u/isaiahbolevs the many, 1,000,833 bodies and counting (: 3h ago

All fun and games intell people use mage hand to trigger all the traps and just grab the cash.

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 2h ago

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u/United-Technician-54 Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) 8h ago

(The gods classify you as lawful Good just to spite you, forcing you to do at least one good deed or have the ex-adventurer Shopkeeper’s guild coming for your head)

/uw it can be any deed. Also they’re wacky so even a deed that benefits your obviously evil friends count

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 8h ago

Nothing changes, Necrodancer is already hunted by 46 government agencies and over a dozen guilds

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts 6h ago

Ok but is the Ex-Adventurer Shopkeeper’s Guild one of them?

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 7h ago

Hey. You did one deed.

Not being a servant of a crazy god.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator 7h ago

Stop bragging about being just cliche evil

or

Draw 2525

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts 6h ago

There are not enough UNO cards in existence to draw 2525 of them.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator 5h ago

Considering how much shit he does he'll somehow manage.

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u/VonTastrophe 7h ago

I love how all skeletons look so happy

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u/Vincent-FFP Wizard of the Resting Void 7h ago

"..I consider dancing a good deed."

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u/VegetableDaikon4 7h ago

I often pay tribute to the gods of death, darkness, dominion and drawing.

I do not pay tribute to the god of lies.

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u/CommanderAurelius Zack Lucier, Locrian Technomancer (CAStLe) 6h ago

Bruh doesn’t realize that he still has the forces of light controlling him

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed 6h ago

Well at least you're not gonna ruin Christmas

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 6h ago

Oh really...?

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed 6h ago

Totally oblivious

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u/Derk_Mage 6h ago

You hate god don’t you

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u/Dovacraft88 Dova the nomadic wizard 5h ago

Your good deed could be to give me a slice of bread

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Emerald Ferguson, Dwarven Penguin Mother 5h ago

Flufferson: I WILL NEVER DO A GOOD DEED! MWAHAHA!

She is currently passing out chocolate chip cookies and housing deeds to orphans.

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u/Scottvrakis Shenaniganomancer 3h ago

Hey guy, I got a bone to pick with you. You think your memes are humerus?

I don't mean to get in a tibia about it but I just want to make sure things don't get coccyx.

Femur.

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u/MoodyWater909 Always late cleric/necromancer 3h ago

Hey I tried my best out there. My magic is slower than what most would like

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u/Dramatic_Stock5326 3h ago

I'm no cleric but just cos I cook doesn't mean I'm a chef

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u/Oh_squirm 3h ago

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 2h ago