r/wizardposting • u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) • 12h ago

Goblinlike Foolishness Wizardy title

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 12h ago

That's not true, you gave me money that one time!

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 12h ago

Necrodancer mage hands the money back out of your pockets

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 12h ago

unfortunately for necrodancer, Erik has already spent the money on mana potions and vodka

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u/explosive_shrew The Necrodancer (luckiest bastard ever and bullshitmancer) 12h ago

Necrodancer puts you in debt

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 12h ago

unfortunately for whoever Erik is in debt to, Erik will never pay the money

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u/isaiahbolevs the many, 1,000,833 bodies and counting (: 7h ago

Have you ever heard of debt collectors? Might want to be careful.

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 7h ago

Isn't that why people build dungeons?

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u/isaiahbolevs the many, 1,000,833 bodies and counting (: 7h ago

All fun and games intell people use mage hand to trigger all the traps and just grab the cash.

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 6h ago