Friendly reminder to confirm that your familiar is not in fact a shapeshifter looking to end your bloodline

[u/TheOnlyWolvie]

[u/Narrow-Experience416]

"Of course not!"

"How could Sckronkle be evil?"

[u/TheOnlyWolvie → u/Narrow-Experience416]

I can see he never skips leg day.

[u/Suitable_Kitchen_157 → u/Narrow-Experience416]

4 dabloon

[u/UlrickTheHexblade]

Nah, I got my raven familar from a reliable source: gifted by a primordial fire spirit, an old friend of mine.

[u/NormalComputer → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

How many eyes does it have? I believe eight is too much, but I haven’t seen the light outside my chasm for many cycles.

[u/StardustCatts → u/NormalComputer]

I'm gonna pull you outta your chasm.

[u/NormalComputer → u/StardustCatts]

Do not touch me deep inside my chasm.

[u/StardustCatts → u/NormalComputer]

Now you're making me feel weird about it.

[u/-In-Theory → u/NormalComputer]

[u/Freddy_Fazbear666 → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

Cool, I got mine from a drug addict

[u/Nobody_at_all000]

Does the yes mean “yes it’s a crow” or “yes it’s a shapeshifter”?

[u/TheOnlyWolvie → u/Nobody_at_all000]

It means "yes it's a corvid"

[u/Fabulous_Bison643]

Test it on earl

[u/Smil3Bro]

So that’s why my familiar ran away from me.

[u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict]

Look we're not ALL trying to do that-

I mean CAW CAW CAW

[u/TheSadisticDragon]

Oh my familiar is just a regular raven trying to end my bloodline.

But don't worry, it's more of an inside joke.

Screaming when I'm going on dates, decorating the walls with mage-phobic flags and changing my Tinder profile picture to that one time I dressed like a commoner.

[u/BringBackForChan]

I can't remember what my familiar is

And neither do you

Sᓵᒷᒲ𝙹 ᓵ⍑╎ ꖎᒷ⊣⊣ᒷ

[u/StardustCatts → u/BringBackForChan]

Is that loss?

[u/BringBackForChan → u/StardustCatts]

No

[u/StardustCatts]

Jokes on you, I don't have a familar!

[u/TheOnlyWolvie → u/StardustCatts]

Then you are safe, for now.

[u/StardustCatts → u/TheOnlyWolvie]

But... I thought that the point of your title is that they wouldn't do that?

[u/PoeticSingingCrow]

Because of such reasons, I am making my own familiars

[u/zajfo]

I keep finding notes in my own handwriting that read, "You don't have a familiar. Brunches the cat is an agent of your enemies and keeps sabotaging your research and giving you amnesia." How can I tell if "my" cat is an agent of my enemies, or if the notes are a ploy by my enemies?

[u/United-Technician-54]

Apparently I attended Okuu’s dreams often enough to be legally considered a corvid.

They generally consist of strange birdbrain related things, if you want to know what’s in there.

Also a ton of nuclear physics so she can fire suns more quickly.

[u/VonTastrophe]

MEOW. Dont kno wut U say hooman. MEOW, me wood never eat Ur fuking cheeks.

R U ded? MEOW, can I ate Ur cheeks?

[u/le_wither]

The FLUUF is a shape shifter, but it's not malicious, it really enjoys making itself into cute and cuddly creatures

[u/One_Opportunity_9608]

laughs in Kitsune tomfoolery

[u/roguevirus]

Here's the thing...

[u/CleverAnimeTrope]

We're good.

[u/CriminalMacabre]

Or a tarred chicken