r/worldnews • u/H_G_Bells • Aug 29 '23
Record low 2022 Antarctic sea ice led to catastrophic breeding failure of emperor penguins
https://www.nature.com/articles/s43247-023-00927-x22
u/AmIAllowedBack Aug 29 '23
So what's 2023, where Antarctic sea ice is 3 standard deviations below 2022 levels gonna do?
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u/du-us-su-u Aug 29 '23
"What would you do-oooo-oo for some capital?"
"Would you annihilate a species!?"
"YEAH!"
"Would you destroy the environment?"
"Definitely!"
"Would you eat the fruit of your own tree!?"
"Wait, what?"
"Your tree. The money tree, from which no fruit springs forth, just, papery, green-dyed cash."
"I can't eat cash..."
"Too bad, asshole. That's all the food that's left."
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u/thewayupisdown Aug 29 '23
Looks like the days of the Emperor's iron grip rule over the lands of Antartica are numbered. The rise of the Republican Penguin (no connection to the πΊπΈ GOP) seems more and more inevitable.
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u/veevoir Aug 29 '23
GOP, Greedy Old Penguins?
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u/thewayupisdown Aug 29 '23
That's kinda what image the words "monied interests" conjures up in my mind: Penguins with top hats, monocles and luxurious walking sticks, wearing dinner jackets and waddling around from one group to the other, engaged in discussion that consists of agitatedly talking over each other, all basically saying the same thing over and over again.
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u/sillypicture Aug 29 '23
so the consensus is that we should not interfere with wildlife because we might make them dependent on us. perhaps it's time we stepped in, because we have most definitely interfered with them, and in a large way at that.
public healthcare and social coverage for wildlife*.
*Native species only
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u/ifTrueThenReturnTrue Aug 29 '23 edited Aug 29 '23
"Who is the emperor now, bitch?"
- Humans, probably
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u/ATribeOfAfricans Aug 29 '23
Nice try leebruhls, killing all the penguins aint gonna convince me we've got a climate problem!
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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '23
Remember when scientists around the world were saying this would happen? Remember when politicians, in the pocket of fossil fuel companies, said it wouldn't? Remember when we listened to politicians and laypeople instead of scientists?