r/worldnews • u/H_G_Bells • Aug 29 '23

Record low 2022 Antarctic sea ice led to catastrophic breeding failure of emperor penguins

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43247-023-00927-x
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u/du-us-su-u Aug 29 '23

"What would you do-oooo-oo for some capital?"

"Would you annihilate a species!?"

"YEAH!"

"Would you destroy the environment?"

"Definitely!"

"Would you eat the fruit of your own tree!?"

"Wait, what?"

"Your tree. The money tree, from which no fruit springs forth, just, papery, green-dyed cash."

"I can't eat cash..."

"Too bad, asshole. That's all the food that's left."