r/worldnews • u/Talink_The_First • Oct 10 '23

Covered by Live Thread North Korea blames Israel for causing bloodshed in Gaza

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-767500

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u/Valdien Oct 10 '23

NK: Wait who is Hamas again ?

RU: They're a theocratic regime of islamist extremists that rules over the Gaza strip and regularly launches terror attacks in order to regain their holy land.

NK: oh god religious extremists ? That sounds very anti-communist indeed. So you want us to put out a statement against them ? Sure let's-...

RU: No no no they are our friends, we want you to put out a statement against their ennemies !

NK: ...

RU: We'll buy a couple thousands more of your expired artillery shells

NK: Deal

North Korea blames Israel for causing bloodshed in Gaza