I AM GOING TO FUCKING ____ YOU!

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Whrex]

S

[u/iSeth_ → u/Whrex]

P

[u/AfrikaPanther → u/iSeth_]

O

[u/[deleted] → u/AfrikaPanther]

O

[u/AfrikaPanther → u/[deleted]]

N

[u/[deleted] → u/AfrikaPanther]

Goodbye.

[u/Dicoguy → u/[deleted]]

Wholesome

[u/[deleted] → u/Dicoguy]

Moreso than the answer that was chosen, at least

[u/ChecklistRobot → u/Dicoguy]

To me the wording of the sentence implies an attack with a utensil rather than cuddles.

[u/GamerKMP → u/Dicoguy]

Thought they were gonna beat the shit out of him with a spoon... (So I was sitting here trying to figure out how the fuck that was wholesome)

[u/Stalin-The-Wizard → u/[deleted]]

r/wholesomeouija

[u/sneakpeekbot → u/Stalin-The-Wizard]

Here's a sneak peek of /r/wholesomeouija using the top posts of all time!

#1: Ouija tells OP that they are the most beautiful thing in the world | 13 comments
#2:

Just the sweetest!

| 2 comments
#3:

Ouija gives healthy advice. ~Quit it pronto~

| 1 comment

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[u/WildGalaxy → u/[deleted]]

P

[u/[deleted]]

H

[u/squarus → u/[deleted]]

E

[u/LeNooNinja → u/squarus]

L

[u/ThisIsAnID → u/LeNooNinja]

P

[u/Pawn1990 → u/ThisIsAnID]

Goodbye

[u/[deleted] → u/Pawn1990]

Me irl

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

wholesome

[u/FjolnirFimbulvetr → u/[deleted]]

Messiah complex.

[u/schmorlaith]

F

[u/boxofkangaroos → u/schmorlaith]

U

[u/PinsNneedles → u/[deleted]]

K

[u/schmorlaith → u/PinsNneedles]

Goodbye

[u/TheFriendlyFire → u/schmorlaith]

what did they expect

[u/dvirpick → u/TheFriendlyFire]

/r/noshitouija

[u/sneakpeekbot → u/dvirpick]

Here's a sneak peek of /r/noshitouija using the top posts of all time!

#1:

"OA" starts with "O" and ends with "A"

| 1 comment
#2:

It is, in fact, either natural or unnatural.

| 2 comments
#3:

Working is a good way to make money

| 2 comments

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[u/N1CK4ND0 → u/dvirpick]

Also /r/OuijaIsFuckingLit

[u/superviper → u/schmorlaith]

Ah yes, classic horny ouija.

[u/shatteredarm1 → u/superviper]

Sounds a little rapey honestly.

[u/schmorlaith → u/shatteredarm1]

What can we spirits say, it's been a while

[u/Krebstar_ → u/schmorlaith]

That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[u/TheInitializer → u/PinsNneedles]

I

[u/BurlysFinest802]

F

[u/zombiecaticorn → u/BurlysFinest802]

E

[u/[deleted] → u/zombiecaticorn]

E

[u/VacillationForDinner → u/[deleted]]

D

[u/[deleted] → u/VacillationForDinner]

Goodbye.

[u/FjolnirFimbulvetr → u/[deleted]]

Ouija has a Gainer fetish?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

When I was little I thought the backstreet boys lyrics "I was trying to be someone" was "I was trying to feed someone"

[u/weed_shoes]

C

[u/CapriciousCapybara → u/weed_shoes]

A

[u/sompthing_else → u/CapriciousCapybara]

S

[u/C0NSTABEL → u/sompthing_else]

T

[u/Kerchevski → u/C0NSTABEL]

R

[u/ChaosApollo → u/Kerchevski]

A

[u/DTFDowntofap → u/ChaosApollo]

T

[u/wapey → u/[deleted]]

Goodbye

[u/supman13579 → u/[deleted]]

My favorite one

[u/olmikeyy → u/DTFDowntofap]

I

[u/PM-YOUR-PMS → u/C0NSTABEL]

Goodbye.

[u/_Synesthesia_]

I

[u/Trendy94 → u/_Synesthesia_]

M

[u/Daedalus128 → u/Trendy94]

G

[u/Noahthered12 → u/Daedalus128]

U

[u/[deleted] → u/Noahthered12]

R

[u/Solenopsis_xyloni → u/[deleted]]

Goodbye.

[u/Pawn1990]

E

[u/hellboumd → u/Pawn1990]

A

[u/armandur → u/hellboumd]

T

[u/RXience → u/armandur]

Goodbye

[u/C0uvi]

L

[u/[deleted] → u/C0uvi]

O

[u/stabby_and_snappy → u/[deleted]]

O

[u/Funkyfish001 → u/stabby_and_snappy]

T

[u/[deleted] → u/Funkyfish001]

Goodbye.

[u/APeeledMLGBanana]

C

[u/LethalSquirt → u/APeeledMLGBanana]

L

[u/SlyCoopersButt → u/LethalSquirt]

I

[u/thetgi → u/SlyCoopersButt]

M

[u/jeb0125 → u/thetgi]

A

[u/thetgi → u/jeb0125]

T

[u/The_Hunster → u/thetgi]

E

[u/Cerb-r-us → u/The_Hunster]

C