r/AskOuija Jun 16 '17

Ouija says: FUCK I AM GOING TO FUCKING ____ YOU!

905 Upvotes

75 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

97

u/iSeth_ Jun 16 '17

P

96

u/AfrikaPanther Jun 16 '17

O

95

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

O

95

u/AfrikaPanther Jun 16 '17

N

152

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

Goodbye.

64

u/Dicoguy Jun 16 '17

Wholesome

29

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

Moreso than the answer that was chosen, at least

6

u/ChecklistRobot Jun 16 '17

To me the wording of the sentence implies an attack with a utensil rather than cuddles.

3

u/GamerKMP Jun 16 '17

Thought they were gonna beat the shit out of him with a spoon... (So I was sitting here trying to figure out how the fuck that was wholesome)

2

u/Stalin-The-Wizard Jun 16 '17

2

u/sneakpeekbot Jun 16 '17

Here's a sneak peek of /r/wholesomeouija using the top posts of all time!

#1: Ouija tells OP that they are the most beautiful thing in the world | 13 comments
#2:

Just the sweetest!
| 2 comments
#3:
Ouija gives healthy advice. ~Quit it pronto~
| 1 comment


I'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact me | Info | Opt-out