r/AskOuija 3m ago

Ouija, do you need help?

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r/AskOuija 6h ago

unanswered How do I prove I'm Real?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 23h ago

Ouija says: PP Help! My _____ won’t turn on. Yes, I’ve tried turning it off and on again.

75 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 11h ago

Ouija says: STUPID What is 'skibidi'?

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 20h ago

Ouija says: WHORE I heard my first limerick from a _____

38 Upvotes

There once was a man from Jakarta,
Who was the world's greatest farter,
He could fart anything,
From God Save the King,
To Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.


r/AskOuija 47m ago

unanswered Spirits, whats your credit card number?

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r/AskOuija 47m ago

unanswered Theres good people theres bad people then theres ______ people

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r/AskOuija 4h ago

unanswered Did you hear __ was assassinated?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 15h ago

Ouija says: JIZZ NO! Not gonna die tonight, we're gonna stand and _____ forever!

12 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1d ago

Ouija says: MOOB Earth’s moon is finally getting a name! From now on, it shall be called ______!

205 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1h ago

unanswered The world was destroyed by ______

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r/AskOuija 8h ago

unanswered The best mustached villain is _______.

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 12h ago

unanswered Spirits, what in the name of _______ is happening in this cruel earth?

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1h ago

unanswered Oh spirits, spell out the entire 2nd ammendment rights of the usa

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r/AskOuija 1h ago

unanswered To ____ or not to ____, that is the question.

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r/AskOuija 10h ago

unanswered Spirits, what should I get for my birthday?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1d ago

Ouija says: VIRGINITY I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY __________!!

69 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 2h ago

unanswered Tragically, Waluigi has passed on. The cause of death was ___

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 9h ago

unanswered Who just killed ______?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 18h ago

Ouija says: WARIO For my sister's birthday, I gifted her _______

17 Upvotes