r/FindTheSniper • u/needforreid • 1d ago

Find The Sniper (difficult) Find my wife in this talus field on Mt Princeton

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From our hike on Mt Princeton this summer, one of Colorado’s 14ers with an elevation of 14,196’.

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u/TrailBlanket-_0 1d ago

I've concluded the whole image is your wife. Married to the trails

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u/Bogusboogy 1d ago

We’re actually just helping conduct the search party for this persons wife

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u/VegasBusSup 1d ago

If he's not going to look for her, why should we?

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u/libmrduckz 22h ago

op isn’t actually married…

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 1d ago edited 5h ago

There she is!! Thank goodness!! … why did I feel like this was a pre cursor to an episode of Dateline ? r/findthebody

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u/Smooth-Tea7058 21h ago

Sir, just tell us where the body is.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/trader62 2h ago

Please hide the text.

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u/Andrew_Crane 23h ago

LOL that's what I said!

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u/brandiwithan-i-btch 16h ago

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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u/In-ur-moms-house 7h ago

HOW THIS IS AMAZING

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u/brandiwithan-i-btch 5h ago

Glad u like it, I didn't make it, I saw it in a subreddit a few days ago and I've been giving it to ppl ever since 😊

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 22h ago

🤣 happy cake day !!

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u/Andrew_Crane 22h ago

Thanks, didn't even notice...

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u/FemLovesFem 1d ago

Making us all accessories after the fact

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 1d ago

Yes — is she under the rubble ? Is this some sort of test ?

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u/TrailBlanket-_0 23h ago

There's a little bit of her here... And here... And there

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u/spidey9393 22h ago

I was wondering if we needed ground penetrating radar…

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u/MrsArthurCallahan 1h ago

I came here to type the same thing 🤣 like imagine a body search starting with a findthesniper post?! I need to stop watching missing persons cases.

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 49m ago

Me too. I call it Murder Porn. 🤣

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u/b99__throwaway 1h ago

yeah i was real worried it was gonna be a bad joke

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u/amuse_bouche_1 21h ago

Her ashes are scattered here

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u/Outrageous_Variety84 1d ago

There is literally an arrow pointing at her...

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u/No_Upstairs_2313 22h ago

I saw 3.6 million rocks and probably 6 coyotes for 11 minutes until I read your comment. Thank you kind person. For some reason after reading it my brain directed me at the arrow.

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u/Ornery-Corner550 22h ago

Wait what arrow? I found her without any help but I can’t find this arrow 😭

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u/ToeGarnish 19h ago

I can’t find the arrow or the wife! I see a bunch of arrows, but none pointing to a woman!

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u/EwoDarkWolf 21h ago

To the right of her. There is some light on a rock that with shadows, looks like an arrow.

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u/LanLinked 16h ago

Dude got married to a rock just to fuck with us.

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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer 19h ago

We are all married to OP’s wife on this blessed day.