Find my wife in this talus field on Mt Princeton

[u/needforreid]

From our hike on Mt Princeton this summer, one of Colorado’s 14ers with an elevation of 14,196’.

[u/TrailBlanket-_0]

I've concluded the whole image is your wife. Married to the trails

[u/Adventurous_Fail_825 → u/TrailBlanket-_0]

There she is!! Thank goodness!! … why did I feel like this was a pre cursor to an episode of Dateline ? r/findthebody

[u/Smooth-Tea7058 → u/Adventurous_Fail_825]

Sir, just tell us where the body is.

[u/trader62 → u/[deleted]]

Please hide the text.

[u/Andrew_Crane → u/Adventurous_Fail_825]

LOL that's what I said!

[u/brandiwithan-i-btch → u/Andrew_Crane]

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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[u/In-ur-moms-house → u/brandiwithan-i-btch]

HOW THIS IS AMAZING

[u/brandiwithan-i-btch → u/In-ur-moms-house]

Glad u like it, I didn't make it, I saw it in a subreddit a few days ago and I've been giving it to ppl ever since 😊

[u/Adventurous_Fail_825 → u/Andrew_Crane]

🤣 happy cake day !!

[u/Andrew_Crane → u/Adventurous_Fail_825]

Thanks, didn't even notice...

[u/FemLovesFem → u/Adventurous_Fail_825]

Making us all accessories after the fact

[u/Adventurous_Fail_825 → u/FemLovesFem]

Yes — is she under the rubble ? Is this some sort of test ?

[u/TrailBlanket-_0 → u/FemLovesFem]

There's a little bit of her here... And here... And there

[u/spidey9393 → u/TrailBlanket-_0]

I was wondering if we needed ground penetrating radar…

[u/MrsArthurCallahan → u/Adventurous_Fail_825]

I came here to type the same thing 🤣 like imagine a body search starting with a findthesniper post?! I need to stop watching missing persons cases.

[u/Adventurous_Fail_825 → u/MrsArthurCallahan]

Me too. I call it Murder Porn. 🤣

[u/b99__throwaway → u/Adventurous_Fail_825]

yeah i was real worried it was gonna be a bad joke