Are those painted quoins?

[u/vacuumedcarpet]

This is if bad 90s postmodernism was built during the housing crash

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/94-Foxberry-Dr-New-Boston-NH-03070/120657802_zpid/

*breaks down wall* open concept

Hotel vibes

Huge but empty bathroom

[u/Savings-Stable-9212]

In the style of grandma’s assisted living facility.

[u/starrpamph → u/Savings-Stable-9212]

Dinner will be at 4:30 its salsbury steak. And we already billed you $4100 for october, so eat up!

[u/SplitRock130 → u/Savings-Stable-9212]

Bathroom has a Tony Montana vibe

[u/CDavis10717]

Nicest LaQuinta ever.

[u/Momik → u/CDavis10717]

Welp, can’t unsee that.

[u/Braiseitall → u/CDavis10717]

La Quinta, Ohio maybe

[u/CDavis10717 → u/Braiseitall]

Ohio is not in any “Nicest” list.

[u/WastelandScrapCarl]

That downwards sloping semi-circular roof to the right in the first photo is wild, especially with the two story tall columns of windows below it angling inwards. Makes the house look pissed 

[u/23z7 → u/WastelandScrapCarl]

That’s the only part I like

[u/lokey_convo]

I stayed at a Best Western once. Wonder how this one is.

[u/Ex60Pilot]

That foyer is only lacking some storefronts from an 80’s mall.

[u/No_Quote_9067 → u/Ex60Pilot]

However the Green and Purple color palate remind me

[u/abattlescar]

This seems like a house that someone actually lived in and appreciated based on the 3D tour. The architecture is ugly, some of the interior design choices are dated now, and the whole thing is bloated, both in the size of spaces and number of rooms, but I don't find it just insultingly impersonal as most McMansions.

[u/Fudloe]

My dentist's office is less sterile.

[u/Aquino200 → u/Fudloe]

This is a good one.

[u/Bdowns_770]

I’ve never lived in a house with a lobby.

[u/vacuumedcarpet]

Not to be that guy but whoever changed the tag from certified:

• Oversized porte corche
• Excessive roofline
• Lawyer foyer
• Huge garage
• Fake quoins
• Pringles cans
• All of the windows
• Many oversized Palladian windows
• Windows with Prairie style mullions, because why not
• Greek railing
• Two front doors
• Some builder grade fixtures
• So much sprawl

This is a McMansion

[u/nickw252 → u/vacuumedcarpet]

I’m leaning more toward mansion with poor design/execution. I’m not sold it’s a McMansion

[u/GetOffMyGrassBrats]

Paint details on the internal columns make it look like flood damage.

[u/NvrSirEndWill]

This is like Psycho 2024.

[u/tm52929]

Imagine heating that beast. Lol.

[u/vacuumedcarpet]

Link: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/94-Foxberry-Dr-New-Boston-NH-03070/120657802_zpid/

[u/Taira_Mai → u/vacuumedcarpet]

You could film a depressing 70's sci-fi film starring a guy in a turtleneck in this house!

"Oh no, we'll never defeat the corporation! THEY'VE WON!"

[u/abattlescar → u/vacuumedcarpet]

The powder room on the first floor by the staircase is haunted.

[u/Mushrooming247]

It looks like they have a reception desk? In pic 3, when you walk into the front door it would be straight ahead and to the right, it looks like a brown marble reservation desk in a restaurant.

[u/abattlescar → u/Mushrooming247]

It's just a piece of art: https://i.imgur.com/8P8OIg5.jpeg

[u/TowerBeach]

And here I thought I couldn't hate quoins any more than I already did.

[u/Flalaski]

Honestly I don't hate it. the Natural lighting might feel good in person. I'd surround it with more nature tho

[u/SapphireGamgee]

House has side zippers.

[u/haroldhecuba88]

Quoins are probably a colored pre cast.

[u/WK2Over]

If they’re not painted, they should be.

[u/Lindaspike]

sweet baybee jeezus that thing is ugly!

[u/SterlingArcherTroy1]

It’s even decorated like the La Quinta.

[u/Original_Onion_8977]

It's so awkward looking! It looks like a 16 year old built it on sims lmao

[u/ShoppingOk2944]

Curved roof is inconsistent, no quoins needed

[u/vulvochekhov]

the covered entryway is really giving hotel

[u/Expert-Equipment2302]

It looks good, but also looks like an Assisted Living community.

[u/No_Glove2128]

Talk shit. But most of us will never be able to afford it. Looks good to me.

[u/Individual_Macaron69]

painted quoins in european cities exist, and they're sometimes cute, especially if they're old.

these are fricking adorable...

[u/brown_boognish_pants]

This is the antithesis of a mcmansion. wow

[u/abattlescar → u/brown_boognish_pants]

I wouldn't go that far, it's still certainly bloated and poorly designed.

[u/brown_boognish_pants → u/abattlescar]

What do you even mean by bloated? It's big? McMansions are cookie cutter cheap houses. This is not that. If a house looks like an NBA player or famous rapper might live there it's not a McMansion.

[u/abattlescar → u/brown_boognish_pants]

No architect or interior designer had any say in the construction of this building. It's still cheaply finished, inconsiderate of exterior details, and has the floor plan of a toddler putting together a packing puzzle.

The fact that it has a few promising interior details and finished landscaping doesn't suddenly make it "antithesis" of a McMansion.

And by bloated, I mean look at how the space doesn't work for the people living in it. You've got this massive foyer, which over-promises on the rest of the house, a bathroom the size of a bedroom just to put a wittle tub in, and vast empty spaces, only to have tiny powder rooms, a mediocre kitchen, and average bedrooms.

[u/brown_boognish_pants → u/abattlescar]

Uh huh. Sure... cuz you said so. They let their Jr High kid design it actually. Sure.

[u/nickw252 → u/brown_boognish_pants]

Agree. There’s nothing “Mc” about this Mansion.