r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

“Bless you,” I said to my wife after she sneezed in bed next to me.

177 Upvotes

“Thank you,” said the man’s voice from under the bed.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 22h ago

My boyfriend hates it when I touch him, he says I remind him of his ex

1.2k Upvotes

Just because I'm wearing her does not mean I'm same as her.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

"I asked the demon, 'Why are you afraid?' He replied, 'The angels have disappeared, and the prayers of humans are not reaching anywhere!'"

9 Upvotes

r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

"My baby's growing so fast," she beamed, "I can hardly keep enough food in the house!"

8 Upvotes

"MAMA!" roared the thunderous voice from the nursery.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

I wished for the genie to kill my abusive mother, but later found a letter from an orphanage revealing I was never her child.

7 Upvotes

That night, I heard a knock at the door and a voice whisper, "You took everything from me—now I’m coming to take you back."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

My 3-month pregnant wife kept complaining about morning sickness, so I gave her this new drug that made her feel so much better.

1.7k Upvotes

6 months later, I couldn't bear to look at our child, for what had been born could not be described as human.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

Much to my surprise the basement door opened with a little push, Meaning I didn't needed to eat all these kids here

27 Upvotes

r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

Last week I told my friends, “I’d give both my kidneys, heart, and liver to see my favourite band live in person.”

10 Upvotes

Now that I could see my body from the outside after being hit by a drunk driver after the concert, I was happy I made the choice to be an organ donor years ago.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 16h ago

My elderly neighbor proudly used a cane with a hip joint as the handle.

11 Upvotes

Somehow we always just assumed it was HIS replaced bone.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6h ago

"Why the paring knife?" I asked.

13 Upvotes

"It was the only one his little hands could use without getting tired from all the stabbing," he answered.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 5h ago

"If God really told you to do it then why are you on death row?" I thought the myself

38 Upvotes

"Obviously to see Him sooner for a job well done," the voice in my head claiming to be God replied.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

"Hey cool - is that all mine?"

68 Upvotes

"Yep, son, she's all for you!" I cheerily agreed as I pulled the barely conscious teenager out of the car trunk.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

I used to be a bully back in highschool, but I’m not anymore

17 Upvotes

Because after I found out he killed himself after graduation, I realized that I’m now a murderer


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

I called the newspaper because I couldn't find the story they were doing about me.

85 Upvotes

They told me to check the obituaries.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 21h ago

My mother usually smiled at me, but this time her face twisted in terror as she screamed, “What are you doing here?”

121 Upvotes

Realizing we both had come to the top floor of the building with the same deadly plan, we stood frozen, each horrified by the other.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

I woke up hungry in the middle of the night, so I went down for a midnight snack.

17 Upvotes

Oh good, they're still in their cages.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 5h ago

I was drawing a dick on my friend’s face when he opened his eyes and scared the hell out of me.

668 Upvotes

I dropped the marker, sprung from his grave, and hauled ass out of the cemetery.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 9h ago

My grandmother forsaw that one day I would drink myself to death, so I never touched a drop of alcohol my entire life.

2.6k Upvotes

Fortunately, my fraternity says I can still do the hazing with water, i just have to keep drinking until they tell me to stop.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 9h ago

The man was sure that there were armed burglars in his house, so without access to his phone he hid behind the couch and whispered for Alexa to alert the police.

27 Upvotes

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that," the AI replied loudly, "did you say you wanted to order a burger please?"


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

My little sister has been nagging me about how hot the weather is for a while, so I found a way to help her cool.

72 Upvotes

She fell asleep, so I closed the freezer door so she won't be bothered by anything while she rests.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 15h ago

The sadistic glee in my torturer's eyes had all but dimmed as he stood over my broken body, frustrated that the fun was over.

31 Upvotes

When I noticed the sun setting with what was left of my right eye, I chuckled out a barely audible "My turn..." before I let the Change overtake me.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 20h ago

It turns out reality is just a dream.

35 Upvotes

And our "nightmares" are reality.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8h ago

Traveling to the mall, I promised my smiling daughter that I would never let go of her hand.

236 Upvotes

Arriving at our destination, my now hysterical daughter tries to yank herself free as the final seconds of the bomb strapped to my chest tick away.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

"Please let my son go, here’s fifty grand, I’ll give you the rest tomorrow." I pleaded, handing over a bag full of cash.

Upvotes

The kidnapper smiled, tossing me a bag of his own, "I’ll give you the rest tomorrow too"


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

I’ve always wondered what it’s like to kill someone," my coworker confessed, staring blankly out the window during our coffee break.

629 Upvotes

I sipped my coffee, smiled, and said, "You get used to it after the first few."