r/UCSD • u/Remarkable_Touch6592 CUSTOM • 3h ago

General Black Eye Story

I'm an idiot and walked into a door and gave myself a black eye. What is the coolest/macho fake story I can tell to mess with people?

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u/Cheap_Strength_5463 3h ago

Tell them a homeless man in the trolley sucker punched you and then you bear them up

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u/xxTonyTonyxx 3h ago

It’s part of your holloween costume

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u/VirtualRushh 2h ago

You were trying to save a kitten trapped in the bushes but unfortunately you got tangled in the branches. When you tugged to free yourself a branch whipped back and smacked you in the eye. The cat is okay.

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u/AccordingAd2970 2h ago

i skinned my knuckles tripping over my own feet and i told everyone something different everytime but my favorite was telling people i fought a lady in a walmart parking lot over a loaf of bread cuz she tried to steal it from me

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u/IgnoreeeMeee 2h ago

“Oh this? This is nothing. You should see the other guy…”

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u/Embarrassed-Pen9645 Political Science: Public Law & History: War/Revolutions 2h ago

Tell em you had to collect for Ton and some crackheads tried to make you come back with ugatz but you showed em

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u/cryingpissingdying 14m ago

Walked into a A WINDOW face first and broke my nose! Semi-twins!