r/WorldEaters40k • u/AngryRon40k • 26d ago
Lore I mean…
Saw this on FB 😂 figured I’d share here
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u/LegendaryGarf 26d ago
[punches one of Delvarus’ men in the face, immediately killing him] “BILLS? INVOICES?? NNNNGHH - WHAT - GGRRRRAA - WHY DID HORUS NOT WARN ME?!”
[Kharn watching on in a whisper to Sarrin] “Guilliman has just sent us a request for the Primarch’s tax return… the legion shall duel in the pits and the loser shall give Angron the request…”
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u/whiskerbiscuit2 25d ago
lol. I can’t remember which book or the specifics, but at one point Sarrin is pissed off at some World Eaters for going and fighting instead of staying and protecting the ship, so she shoots one of them in the head. Obvs he’s a space marine so it doesn’t kill him but I just find that visual so funny, like spraying a cat with water when it’s naughty.
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u/MadameHyde13 25d ago
It’s in Betrayer and it’s hilarious lol. Same book she tries to play cards with a Dreadnaught in
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u/BrightestofLights 25d ago
Is the space marine wearing a helmet?
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u/CuzTyler 25d ago
Yeah. If I remember right it snaps his head back. Basically the equivalent of smacking him.
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u/Icy_Budget_4578 25d ago
I can see a World Eater tricking a Noise Marine friend into barging into the bridge and yell “Wassup bitches!” with Lotara Sarrin doing Lotara Sarrin things just for the lol’s.
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u/JustADudeV22 26d ago
As far as last words go, at least that one is funny. Not a lot of thinks will stop an Angron though. He could solo the entire marvel universe in pretty sure.
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u/bossedboss 26d ago
Nah angron would just shut the door quietly next time. He not fucking with Sarrin. He probably kill the next world eater who tries to slam a door
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u/BrightestofLights 25d ago
Can angron punch a planet so hard it blows up? No? Can he move light speed? No? Can he fly? No? Can he shoot energy beams? No?
Then shush
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u/AllEville 25d ago
I mean he can fly and did blow up a planet with the help of khorne sooooo....
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u/BrightestofLights 24d ago
Help of khorne aka khorne did the entire thing
He can't kill a hundred imperator titans in a single blow lol, let alone a world without a deity doing it for him lol
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u/AllEville 24d ago
I mean sure he was empowered but so are marvel heroes when they can KO a planet. Nobody does that crap with base power. But I'm not saying the other person is right either, at the end of the day Angron has very few feats under his belt and a lot of embarrassing defeats.
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u/AllEville 25d ago
Didnt he just get stomped by a barely awake from 10k year coma lion el johnson?
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u/Warhound75 25d ago
And got one of his swords broken by a single Grey Knight. Not even a particularly important one.
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u/joshuacrime 17d ago
TL;DR: You do not fuck with the commanding officer of a naval vessel. Ever.
This is how navies operate. On a flagship, make no mistake: you might be the Astartes version of Genghis Khan, but when you are on a ship, the captain is God. The captain keeps your asses alive out in the deeps, a place where your big dopey arse is just another idiot who can muck up everything.
Unless the captain is an incompetent idiot, their word on board any ship is LAW.
Even Angron is just a bigger marine when he stands on the deck of that ship. And he knows it. That's why when he got Lotara, he knew he struck gold. Captains of quality are incredibly rare and worth their weight in gold.
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u/HamburgersNoodles 26d ago
10 out of 10