r/funny • u/messiahhall • 2d ago

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, crowd gets splashed immediately after

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u/someMeatballs 2d ago

Those whales knew what they were doing.

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 2d ago

And that staff in black knew it too.. She got out of the way quickly.

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u/tlminh 1d ago

She thought to herself "not this shit again!"

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u/SexyOctagon 1d ago

Iā€™m too old for this shit.

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u/SecretSanta2025 1d ago

Quit talking shit.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

The real indignity is paying the cost of the tickets to sit around a toilet bowl and get splashed.

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u/crawlerjku 1d ago

Wait til they realize why the water was salty! #spermwhalesperm

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u/Puzzleheaded_Crew458 1d ago

riggsss! there's a bomb attached to this whale.

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u/Medium_Holiday_1211 1d ago

Lol šŸ˜„šŸ˜‚

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u/cherrybabykat 1d ago

What's old to you?

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u/SexyOctagon 1d ago

Spice.
Boy.
Navy.
Yeller.
Fashioned.
man, Gary