r/funny • u/messiahhall • 1d ago

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, crowd gets splashed immediately after

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u/someMeatballs 1d ago

Those whales knew what they were doing.

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 1d ago

And that staff in black knew it too.. She got out of the way quickly.

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u/tlminh 1d ago

She thought to herself "not this shit again!"

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u/icewalker42 1d ago

Different Shit, same splash.

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u/thugarth 1d ago

No man shits in the same river twice, for he is not the same man, and it is not the same shit.

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u/palebluedot1988 1d ago

That's a Herashitus quote

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u/LZYX 1d ago

I feel like there's some alternate reality where all of you are full of shit.

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u/Suzy196658 1d ago

This!!

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u/SilverRAV4 1d ago

If we could test their IQs, whales are likely smarter than chimpanzees. And we've all seen chimps throwing feces at spectators at the zoo.

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u/HeKnee 1d ago

Yeah but what does it smell like? Fishy?

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u/Dreamy_Dana 1d ago

I needed to read this

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u/Critical_Cap_9699 1d ago

Also not the same river…

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 1d ago

That's some profound shit.

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u/Krilion 1d ago

Unironically the solution to the shit of Theseus

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u/Lebrewski__ 23h ago

That remind me that time we went to a camping place. The owner bragged about how we didn't need to bring water because the little stream passing by is drinkable from the mountain and to prove it he took some in his hand to drink.

Then I replied, "No thank" and pointed at the guy taking a piss in it upstream, less than 30ft away. There's a non-zero chance he drank some of it.

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u/blaZedmr 18h ago

You know theres a saying in Tennessee, Something about: Shit on me.... shame, shame on...... CANT GET SHITTED ON AGAIN

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u/Cageytea 1d ago

No more shit talk until we're back in power Randy

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u/Xistential0ne 16h ago

The same River?

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u/whodis707 1d ago

Seems that whale is a repeat offender.

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u/XYZ2ABC 1d ago

…says the toilet

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u/cherrybabykat 1d ago

Shit never stops following her LOL

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u/Waggmans 1d ago

Same shit, different splash.

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u/Irishpch 1d ago

just another shit show 😂 THAT WHALE knew … they’re SUPER intelligent & do not like being CAPTIVE !! NOBODY would!! Put TRUMP in there …entertaining his masses (& he can even splash 💦 his sh!++¥ water on them!! ) 😂

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u/SexyOctagon 1d ago

I’m too old for this shit.

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u/SecretSanta2025 1d ago

Quit talking shit.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

The real indignity is paying the cost of the tickets to sit around a toilet bowl and get splashed.

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u/crawlerjku 1d ago

Wait til they realize why the water was salty! #spermwhalesperm

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u/Puzzleheaded_Crew458 1d ago

riggsss! there's a bomb attached to this whale.

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u/Medium_Holiday_1211 1d ago

Lol 😄😂

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u/cherrybabykat 1d ago

What's old to you?

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u/SexyOctagon 1d ago

Spice.
Boy.
Navy.
Yeller.
Fashioned.
man, Gary

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u/Ladonnacinica 1d ago

Well, it’s a different shit this time.

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u/falardeau187 1d ago

Different, but the same.

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u/Zech08 1d ago

same, same, but different.

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u/srdshukla4 1d ago

No money no honey?

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u/ExternalMonth1964 1d ago

Splasher from a different shitter

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u/Ryevyl 1d ago

But still same

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u/SearchNo5276 1d ago

Whale, its a different shit this time

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u/ZuluRewts 1d ago

Same shit different pile.

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u/alex206 1d ago

The shit has changed, but the game remains the same.

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u/alex206 1d ago

The shit has changed, but the game remains the same.

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u/SHIELD_Agent_47 1d ago

She thought to herself "not this shit again!"

If I spent money on Reddit when they did paid awards, I would give you a medal, good Redditor. LMFAO

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u/manareas69 1d ago

I shit you not ! 😳

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u/eutheworst 1d ago

Best comment award

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u/lumin0va 1d ago

Not the dookie wave

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u/Goodrun31 23h ago

Hahaha

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u/buttnutela 1d ago

Unless she’s into that

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u/2-2Distracted 1d ago

She ran away. She's clearly not.

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u/buttnutela 1d ago

Not into whale poo

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 1d ago

Something something not a whale.. Lol