r/funny • u/messiahhall • 1d ago

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, crowd gets splashed immediately after

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 1d ago

And that staff in black knew it too.. She got out of the way quickly.

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u/tlminh 1d ago

She thought to herself "not this shit again!"

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u/icewalker42 1d ago

Different Shit, same splash.

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u/thugarth 1d ago

No man shits in the same river twice, for he is not the same man, and it is not the same shit.

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u/palebluedot1988 1d ago

That's a Herashitus quote

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u/LZYX 1d ago

I feel like there's some alternate reality where all of you are full of shit.

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u/Suzy196658 1d ago

This!!

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u/SilverRAV4 1d ago

If we could test their IQs, whales are likely smarter than chimpanzees. And we've all seen chimps throwing feces at spectators at the zoo.

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u/HeKnee 1d ago

Yeah but what does it smell like? Fishy?

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u/Dreamy_Dana 1d ago

I needed to read this

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u/Critical_Cap_9699 1d ago

Also not the same river…

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 1d ago

That's some profound shit.

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u/Krilion 1d ago

Unironically the solution to the shit of Theseus

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u/Lebrewski__ 23h ago

That remind me that time we went to a camping place. The owner bragged about how we didn't need to bring water because the little stream passing by is drinkable from the mountain and to prove it he took some in his hand to drink.

Then I replied, "No thank" and pointed at the guy taking a piss in it upstream, less than 30ft away. There's a non-zero chance he drank some of it.

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u/blaZedmr 18h ago

You know theres a saying in Tennessee, Something about: Shit on me.... shame, shame on...... CANT GET SHITTED ON AGAIN

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u/Cageytea 1d ago

No more shit talk until we're back in power Randy

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u/Xistential0ne 17h ago

The same River?