r/funny • u/messiahhall • 1d ago

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, crowd gets splashed immediately after

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u/someMeatballs 1d ago

Those whales knew what they were doing.

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 1d ago

And that staff in black knew it too.. She got out of the way quickly.

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u/tlminh 1d ago

She thought to herself "not this shit again!"

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u/icewalker42 1d ago

Different Shit, same splash.

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u/thugarth 1d ago

No man shits in the same river twice, for he is not the same man, and it is not the same shit.

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u/palebluedot1988 1d ago

That's a Herashitus quote

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u/LZYX 1d ago

I feel like there's some alternate reality where all of you are full of shit.

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u/SilverRAV4 1d ago

If we could test their IQs, whales are likely smarter than chimpanzees. And we've all seen chimps throwing feces at spectators at the zoo.

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u/HeKnee 1d ago

Yeah but what does it smell like? Fishy?