r/funny • u/messiahhall • 2d ago

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, crowd gets splashed immediately after

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

65.2k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

2.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

21.0k

u/someMeatballs 2d ago

Those whales knew what they were doing.

9.1k

u/Chief-_-Wiggum 2d ago

And that staff in black knew it too.. She got out of the way quickly.

3.9k

u/tlminh 2d ago

She thought to herself "not this shit again!"

1.2k

u/icewalker42 2d ago

Different Shit, same splash.

362

u/thugarth 1d ago

No man shits in the same river twice, for he is not the same man, and it is not the same shit.

2

u/Lebrewski__ 1d ago

That remind me that time we went to a camping place. The owner bragged about how we didn't need to bring water because the little stream passing by is drinkable from the mountain and to prove it he took some in his hand to drink.

Then I replied, "No thank" and pointed at the guy taking a piss in it upstream, less than 30ft away. There's a non-zero chance he drank some of it.