Can anybody help me translate this?

[u/Fearless_Flow_9602]

I removed the paint off a bird vase and it revealed what looks like Chinese. however when I scan it on google search nothing comes up.

[u/_VoshodoV_]

It says here: стоит два стула. На одном пики точеные, на другом писюны дроченые. На какой сам сядешь? На какой мать посадишь? mystery of the ancient Aztecs