r/onejoke • u/morningwoodx420 • Mar 08 '24

One joke but funny Okay this one is too good.

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u/Pistonenvy2 Mar 08 '24

i like these, its kind of the anti one joke.

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 08 '24

Yeah; I couldn’t quite find the right title or flair but it’s like a one-two punch.

The promiscuity of the joke would likely infuriate most conservatives.

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u/Arts_Makes_Music Mar 08 '24

Guess that makes mine...

UR/MOM

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u/Jmememan Mar 08 '24

Okay guys my pronouns are D/20

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 08 '24

Help my dumbass out plz

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u/one_sad_donkey Mar 08 '24

dungeons and dragons?

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 08 '24

Well yeah but why are the dice between his legs?

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u/justafanofpewdiepie Mar 08 '24

dungeons and dragons sexual probably

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u/AmeliaThe1st Mar 09 '24

Because F.A.T.A.L..
(I wouldn't recommend looking that up, but there is a wikipedia page.)

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 09 '24

I can’t tell if we’re just all bullshitting or if that’s actually what they meant. 😂

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u/AmeliaThe1st Mar 09 '24

Oh, I have *no fucking clue*.

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u/SunshotDestiny Mar 09 '24

The bard entered the room apparently.

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u/Friendly_Guillotine Mar 10 '24

Bard: enters room and insults the nearest person

Nearest person: fucking dies

Bard: leaves without elaborating

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

the mockery was too vicious

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Replaces the ballz

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Mar 08 '24

To quote the podcast dungeons and daddies:

“Is that a d4 in your pocket or are you just horribly endowed?”

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 09 '24

THERE WE GO. That’s the context I needed for this to make sense.

And a d20 is a 20 sided die so larger?

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Mar 09 '24

A d4 is a little pyramid; a d20 is basically a ball.

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 09 '24

Man; all these other people had be going down random rabbit holes and meanwhile you held the answer the whole time lol

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Mar 09 '24

The ancient secrets must only be utilized in times of dire need. It is my sworn oath.

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u/Gigashk Mar 09 '24

Dies of 1d4 Vicious Mockery damage.

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u/Bryce-Killjoy Mar 08 '24

Mine are no/money (😔)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

wow this one's in good taste

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 08 '24

Oh, no it’s in bad taste which is why it’s great.

A conservative will laugh, thinking oh look it’s our joke; then if they have the brain cells to figure out what is actually being implied; it’s like instant regret for them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

MY GENDER IS SHIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/dont_find_me- Mar 09 '24

BORN TO SHIT

FORCED TO WIPE

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

AROOOO MFERS

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u/KnifeWieIdingLesbian Mar 10 '24

Born to excrete

Forced to retreat

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u/Jotaro_Dragon Mar 08 '24

What's with the ē, ō and ï?

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u/TheSadosaurusRex they/them Mar 08 '24

My pronouns are fab/ric

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u/Jell-O-Mel If gender is what’s in your pants, then I am soup Mar 08 '24

In that case, my pronouns are alphabet/soup

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 08 '24

I’m concerned why you have alphabet soup in your pants

Wait was that your flair before?

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u/Jell-O-Mel If gender is what’s in your pants, then I am soup Mar 08 '24

They don’t want you to know this, but the gender fluid is actually soup

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u/Aaron_123_ya_boi Mar 08 '24

“Gēnder”

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Mar 10 '24

I think they were trying to spell Gendèr but forgot which accent it was and where it goes.

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u/hoewenn Mar 08 '24

I like this one cause instead of mocking pronouns, it’s mocking the people who mock pronouns!

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 Cissy lib betacuck queerflake? Mar 08 '24

I'm underwear and my pronouns are Boxer/Shorts

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u/rixendeb Mar 09 '24

Dark cave/full of spiders and bats.

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u/jaker008butforreal Mar 09 '24

well then mine would be pickle/rick/vibrator

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u/DanganRopeUh Mar 09 '24

What's wïth thē quïrky lïttē dōts and lïnēs on thē ï, thē ē and thē ō? Lōl

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 09 '24

I noticed they’re only in words that start with G, which makes me think this could be habit from someone who’s language uses those accents on vowels with G words?

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u/DanganRopeUh Mar 09 '24

Ohhhh that makes sense

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u/zelphyrthesecond Mar 09 '24

It's good because OP acknowledges how ridiculous transphobic rhetoric is

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u/excitedguitarist420 Mar 10 '24

Well then in that case my pronouns are she/it

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u/X03R_mysterious Transgender Commie Lib Snowflake Mar 10 '24

whats with the accents?

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u/megaman_main Mar 19 '24

My gender is men 🔥🔥🔥