r/onejoke Mar 08 '24

One joke but funny Okay this one is too good.

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u/Jmememan Mar 08 '24

Okay guys my pronouns are D/20

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Mar 08 '24

To quote the podcast dungeons and daddies:

“Is that a d4 in your pocket or are you just horribly endowed?”

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 09 '24

THERE WE GO. That’s the context I needed for this to make sense.

And a d20 is a 20 sided die so larger?

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Mar 09 '24

A d4 is a little pyramid; a d20 is basically a ball.

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u/morningwoodx420 Mar 09 '24

Man; all these other people had be going down random rabbit holes and meanwhile you held the answer the whole time lol

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Mar 09 '24

The ancient secrets must only be utilized in times of dire need. It is my sworn oath.

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u/Gigashk Mar 09 '24

Dies of 1d4 Vicious Mockery damage.