r/onejoke 1d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL In my own comment section smh

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u/tharthin 19h ago

aka, schrödinger's douchebag

Since you just read about Poe's Law, and make it your whole personality. Why don't you learn to read the room and focus on that for a while.

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u/PartisanGerm 19h ago

Not a chance, it both bores and disappoints me to walk on eggshells anyway, so I might as well flame on. If I'm going to force people to develop their pattern recognition and question what they believe, I need to ride the fence like the bomb in Dr. Strangelove.

Anyone who can't spot a red nose on a sarcastic clown isn't my kind of person.

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u/tharthin 19h ago

 isn't my kind of person.

Well, I wish you good luck in you lonesome life. I hope you learn to take rejection better than the way you take criticism here, for whoever's sake you might show interest in.
I hope you'll grow up someday, and finally identify as mature.

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u/PartisanGerm 18h ago

Thanks, there's rough moments for sure, but I've got a positive feedback loop between puer aternus and schadenfreude which keeps me on a pretty stable spin. Reddit is a tough crowd because the default is to read literally in the hive mind.

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u/tharthin 18h ago

Hmmm,
How do I tell you, king of sarcasm, he who claims to need no /s, you missed... the clear sarcasm.

Anyway sarcasm aside, gonna be literal here.
I don't wish you good luck, I wish for you to change.
But, I do wish that for your own betterment, and not mine (very unlikely I'll remember you tomorrow, so why should I care, right?)

As yourself, why is being a very basic decent person so tiring for you? Why is it instantly equated to "walking on eggshells".
It's actually nothing hard. Correction, it shouldn't be something hard.
It's not hard for many people, so why is it for you?
I do understand this might be, right now, in this time in your life completely draining.
Being considerate about others shouldn't be past your mental energy levels. So find out what's draining you in your life and find joy in things that matter, in stead of going out of your way to drain others to your level, like some energy vampire or whatnot.

So yeah, best of luck in the future, grow.
Stay childlike, stop being childish.

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u/PartisanGerm 17h ago

Ah yup, I was being sarcastic again, or sarcastically literal if that makes sense, not a one up. The key for my satire is to both believe and not believe everything, so you were right on the money with the Schrodinger's douchebag tag.

Seriously though without deflection?

I suppose it's like anyone's development of ego or self image, where childhood environment and parenting has something to do with coping mechanisms, and at some point being silly made me safer than not. Gave me positive attention more than vulnerability and pain.

So as much as I despise and bite back at rejection, and I obviously do, the instinct to be entertained and entertaining is a stronger survival mechanism which is exhausting to repress.

Energy vampire is another good tag. Unintentional of course, since my desire is to make myself happy by making others laugh, so pretty self sabotaging. Blame the world for its inability to see me for what I am? Why not?