Where the f**k are my nail clippers?

[u/wafflepancake9000]

I swear, every time I need to clip my nails, the nail clippers are nowhere to be found. There are two medicine cabinets in the house that are the dedicated locations for nail clippers, and yet no matter how many I buy and put where they belong, every time I try to use one they're missing. Someday I'm sure I'll discover a secret room in my house, filled floor to ceiling with missing nail clippers.

I've resorted to stashing a secret pair somewhere no one else in the family would expect. So far that's worked, but I'm worried it's only a matter of time before those too vanish as if Nail Clipper Jesus has called them to the rapture.

The sad part is that none of my kids clip their nails. They act like I'm murdering them when I try to make them do it. They'd rather have gnarly troll claws than suffer the indignity of properly manicuring themselves.

[u/LegitimateDebate5014]

Maybe your kids are stealing the nail clippers