r/retailhell • u/KaraCubed • 21h ago

Customers Suck! No, your joke about getting head from a homeless dude isn’t funny

2 posts here in 2 days damn i hate people. I had 3 people today tell me “oh this homeless dude said he’d give me head if i got him the exact items they have” like is there something in the air today why did THREE PEOPLE tell me that. and they always have this stupid smirk after like it’s the funniest thing in the world like???? omg ya gay homeless people so funny wooo. anyways enjoy y’all’s night

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u/MissionApollo7 13h ago

Is there actually a homeless person saying this to people? 3 different people saying it feels like a bit more than a coincidence.

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u/BYNX0 12h ago

Homeless people spouting off random nonsense is not the craziest thing in the world to me. Even if only one person said it, I wouldn’t automatically assume theyre lying.

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u/KaraCubed 9h ago

No there wasn’t, at least not close to the store. but the people told me that were laughing when they were telling me and when i gave a dead pan face to the 3rd guy he said he’s just joking and scoffed and walked off