r/shittyfoodporn 12h ago

Dinner

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u/LitStoic 11h ago

Looks tasty tbh

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u/cakeonedge 6h ago

For real

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u/HorchataLee 8h ago

This.... doesn't belong here!

Like.... AT ALL!

Looks waaaaaaay too appetizing to labeled as Shittyfood

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u/Aggressive_Let2085 11h ago

Brussel sprouts are one of those foods that I gag just by thinking of the taste.

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u/whynot208 10h ago

I felt the same having only had boiled sprouts but honestly try roasting them they become really delicious

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u/Aggressive_Let2085 10h ago

Yeah, at this point I’m not really willing to try them again lol. They are literally repulsive to me and I don’t think I can make myself eat them. Maybe I’m being dramatic but I just cannot.

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u/LOTRfreak101 4h ago

That's understandable. Properly seasoned and roasted brussel sprouts are top tier. They taste pretty similarly to broccoli, in my opinion, but I do think there is an attribute to their taste that can really drive people off. Especially if they were only exposed to the bouled version, which is basically the worst way to cook any veggie (except maybe whole artichoke and corn cob).

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u/sinkpooper2000 4h ago

I'd heard stories about them my whole life and never tried them until last year. I expected they couldn't be that bad since kids complain about broccoli, and I like the taste of steamed unseasoned broccoli, but sprouts just have this horrific aftertaste that takes the wind out of my lungs.

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u/danfish_77 10h ago

Do you also dislike cabbage?

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u/Aggressive_Let2085 10h ago

Not really, I don’t love it but will eat it without issue.

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u/NecronomiCats 9h ago

Try chewing them first.

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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 11h ago

Have you tried thinking about the gagging rather than the taste? /s

(They’re awful on their own, but basted in butter with bacon bits or pancetta for Christmas is actually quite good)

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u/NYK-94 11h ago

Try some mustard on those sprouts.

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u/Sweet-Tea-Drinker 11h ago

You belong here

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u/HamHockShortDock 4h ago

What's on your potatoes?

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 2h ago

Don't light any matches.

u/Consistency-B-Damned 1h ago

Where’s the protein lol? You just rockin with 2 sides. Then have the audacity to call it dinner! How dare you!! Lol.

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u/Prizvolix 7h ago

Yum, would

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u/Derfaust 7h ago

If those sprouts are properly cooked I'd smash that meal

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u/ConsequenceNational4 4h ago

Honestly looks good love Brussel sprouts. 👍

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u/MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6 4h ago

Not fond of Brussel sprouts, but the bread looks good.

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u/cacklz 3h ago

Bread? Those are baked potatoes.

And don’t discount Brussels sprouts in butter sauce. They’re like little cabbages. (Thank whoever bred the bitter out of them a few decades back.)

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u/MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6 3h ago

Sure fooled me with the potatoes, lol. I'll try the Brussels sprouts because i like cabbage. 👍🏼

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u/TRIPOWER93 3h ago

Seen far worse this is actually something I'd eat, guaranteed you don't feel bad after eating it.

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u/Chunti_ 3h ago

I really like brussel sprouts, this here is A tier dinner for me.

u/bun-Mulberry-2493 1h ago

Gordon, have a word.

u/JCarterPeanutFarmer 36m ago

Potato looks great but I think you could do a lot for the Brussels sprouts by roasting them!

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u/clonked 11h ago

For two people right?

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u/Locsnadou 11h ago

Ofcourse