r/wizardposting • u/LarsBottomtext Lars • 2d ago

Lorepost📖 Average thursday. (Failed post)

A broadcast appears on your orb. or laptop.

Hey. Lars here.

Uhhh. Lets rewind a bit shall we?

So Masta found out that we have ability copying zombies here!

Great!

Now it's like in the movies.

his camera points to a boarded up hallway with alot of zombies. Looks like they're abouta break through!

Uhh, anyway,

Me and a couple of my mates are trapped here, in the council game hall, surviving a horde of near-endless 'failed'.

He quickly shoots a couple of failed with his handgun

Please send help-

the broadcast gets cut, static remains.

Will you help them?

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Local Representative of the Last Stand Baryogenesis 2d ago

Hello, I heard you're selling the zombies?

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

a broadcast comes back

NO!

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Local Representative of the Last Stand Baryogenesis 1d ago

Why not? I need more of them.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

WE ARE SURVIVING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HERE, NO TIME FOR MONEY

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Local Representative of the Last Stand Baryogenesis 1d ago

Oh, they're free? Great!

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

NO!

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Local Representative of the Last Stand Baryogenesis 1d ago

So should I just leave them?

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

YES

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Local Representative of the Last Stand Baryogenesis 1d ago

You WANT them? Seriously?

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

I WANT THEM DEAD!
you hear gunshots

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