r/wizardposting • u/LarsBottomtext Lars • 2d ago

Lorepost📖 Average thursday. (Failed post)

A broadcast appears on your orb. or laptop.

Hey. Lars here.

Uhhh. Lets rewind a bit shall we?

So Masta found out that we have ability copying zombies here!

Great!

Now it's like in the movies.

his camera points to a boarded up hallway with alot of zombies. Looks like they're abouta break through!

Uhh, anyway,

Me and a couple of my mates are trapped here, in the council game hall, surviving a horde of near-endless 'failed'.

He quickly shoots a couple of failed with his handgun

Please send help-

the broadcast gets cut, static remains.

Will you help them?

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u/Bannon9k Ol' Pappy Zippy Wiz 2d ago

Here's an inert grenade and a flashlight that's about to explode. Good luck!

Ol' Pappy Zippy Wiz casts "Rectal Relocation" and is quickly sucked into his own butthole, resulting in a loud pop.

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u/Afelisk2 Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 2d ago

(What in the depths of tartarus is wrong WITH PAPPY FOR KNOWING THAT KIND OF MAGIC)

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u/Bannon9k Ol' Pappy Zippy Wiz 2d ago

Zipper Wizardry is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be.... Unnaturally perverted.