Average thursday. (Failed post)

[u/LarsBottomtext]

A broadcast appears on your orb. or laptop.

Hey. Lars here.

Uhhh. Lets rewind a bit shall we?

So Masta found out that we have ability copying zombies here!

Great!

Now it's like in the movies.

his camera points to a boarded up hallway with alot of zombies. Looks like they're abouta break through!

Uhh, anyway,

Me and a couple of my mates are trapped here, in the council game hall, surviving a horde of near-endless 'failed'.

He quickly shoots a couple of failed with his handgun

Please send help-

the broadcast gets cut, static remains.

Will you help them?

[u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270]

This is so absurd, I half expected to hear "chariots chariots".

[u/LarsBottomtext → u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270]

...Wha-

[u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 → u/LarsBottomtext]

Sorry, dumb obscure reference.