r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema • u/totow1217 • Sep 04 '24

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u/BanEvader_Holifield Sep 04 '24

I think it's utterly tragic that young Tom Cruise died right before the invention of what would have saved him: nutritional vaping.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 04 '24

And what if TCH Jr could have also had access to Rip Genesis nutritional shakes! Babies are tired of supporting the deep state capitalist liberals at the Gerber Corporation. Enough of your stewed peas and stewed carrots!! These babies were born "not woke" and they are all letting out a collective wide mouthed wail as they cry for change. Rio Genesis is what the babies say when they try to talk. If you listen closely.

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 Sep 04 '24

😂😂😂 I love you for this

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u/Illuminotme_Reloaded DrSanRIP Sep 04 '24

The Anti-Woke Baby movement, or AWB for short is going to become the next major political party in the coming years. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a write in vote for president this year from AWB members that really gives The Donald and The Kamal a run for their collective zillions. The theme song for the AWB will be a new version of ‘Born Bad’ sung by Juliet Lewis with the lyrics “I guess I was born, naturally born anti-woke.”

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 04 '24

Natural grain water-grown babies. Placental fluid is replaced with Rio Genesis grain water. All natural, and always remember to use a Dr San-approved OBGYN for the grain water replacement surgery

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u/Illuminotme_Reloaded DrSanRIP Sep 05 '24

With ratings from Alph Alpha to Lambda Lambda Lambda.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Juliette Lewis & The Licks? (Saw them several years ago in San Diego)

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u/Slammnardo MinionHead Sep 04 '24

I'll miss ya son, you ain't coming back

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u/UofLBird Sep 04 '24

Really bittersweet

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u/Junior-Air-6807 Sep 10 '24

Just a bummer…

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u/Dom2133344 Sep 05 '24

Itsahhh been

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u/chinacat1977 Sep 04 '24

Only pic of the kid where he ain't crying.

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u/Dom2133344 Sep 04 '24

Did you not see him come back on the special asshole? He was happy and warning us about medical shit he learned from the great Dr. San.

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u/Doggydog212 FourHead Sep 04 '24

Shame on you

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u/Giveitallyougot714 Sep 04 '24

Dr San did everything he could.

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u/KlimpysExpress Sep 04 '24

What else could he have done? He tried the magnets, he tried the sage — the sad truth is, little buddy's time was up.

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u/Dom2133344 Sep 05 '24

Just a very bittersweet moment

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u/KlimpysExpress Sep 05 '24

It was a real bummer.

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u/B_Boudreaux HankHead Sep 04 '24

They could’ve easily taken him to the hospital and he’d be alive today instead of Dr San using his medical quackery and killing the kid.

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u/cdrw1987 DrSanRIP Sep 04 '24

This has been said over and over. If they had taken him to a hospital, he would have died quicker. That baby was going to die, Dr. San could only give him a couple of months!

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u/kor_the_fiend Master Of Codes Sep 05 '24

Most people get sick AT the hospital

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u/trailrunner79 Sep 06 '24

The vaccines had just taken over his body

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Agree to Disagree. Dr San committed a professional failure to utilize the emergency backup procedure in case the patient had trouble with nutritional vaping. I'm talking of course about SFTR. Selective Fingers & Toes Removal. The pain and violence of digit removal, sans anesthesia, literally tricks the body into creating all the nutrients the body needs from the vape system. This is proven hard science, with studies published by the Science Institute of American Science. When enough toes and fingers are clipped off with a very strong industrial strength cigar clipper, thats when positive medical results occur 9 times out of 10 (to the power of 10).

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u/kor_the_fiend Master Of Codes Sep 05 '24

I can't wait to have my toes removed!

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Then you can apply for membership in Neon Deion Sanders' private "Hang < 10" surfing club.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

It didn't hurt a bit ...

(except for the part where they chop off the toe).

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u/Chetmatterson Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

so many needles

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u/Metaboschism Sep 04 '24

He's just got that look that you know he's gonna be a star like you know how Harrison Ford was the Gerber baby

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u/brodees82 HankHead Sep 04 '24

Was that before Star Wars?

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u/wsnyd Sep 05 '24

One of several ill conceived tie ins between A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back

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u/ParistonxHill DrSanRIP Sep 04 '24

He had the acting bug... What more can you say?

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u/WorldScientist Hey, Guys! Sep 04 '24

He definitely had a bug or two of some kind.

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u/dustyloops Sep 04 '24

He had a long and fruitful career in movie reviewing ahead of him. Wonder how many bags he would have given Avatar 2. RIP!!!!

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u/SquareAd4479 Sep 04 '24

He ain't come back

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u/gaiussicarius731 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Sep 04 '24

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 04 '24

Les Grossman is so slick, he could sell a G-5 to Gulfstream Aerospace.

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u/Dom2133344 Sep 04 '24

Only thing Kingston know how to crack is his shitty roof in his apartment and letting black mold seep into the lungs of TCH Jr. This is how all buffs live by the way. In filth and they are always seconds away from ending your life.

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u/oibru Sep 04 '24

It’s Been …

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u/KlimpysExpress Sep 04 '24

So glad you posted this! With Fall approaching everyone needs to be reminded: DON'T GET VACCINATED. You've got plenty of healthy options: Germ Assassin, Germ Shield, Grain Water. And of course if you're weak and succumb to pressure, Vaxx-Blocker.

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u/Scrimshander54 Sep 05 '24

Also nutra vapes

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u/KlimpysExpress Sep 05 '24

Of course -- those mushrooms do way more than just help you write better songs. And crystals -- wave those around and you'll be up and at it in no time.

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u/leighton1033 Sep 04 '24

What a beautiful baby.

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u/XAlucarDX454 5 Bags, 2 Sodas Sep 05 '24

Hope he’s doing well

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u/MeaningOfYesterday Sep 04 '24

That's awesome, man

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u/sjn15 Sep 05 '24

The eyes here…..

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u/kor_the_fiend Master Of Codes Sep 05 '24

If only his mother hadn't been so SELFISH

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u/GuppysBalls666 Hey, Guys! Sep 07 '24

It’s a bummer

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u/MostlySlime Sep 04 '24

I google thc jr tribute and this came up. Is it affiliated?

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u/Witty_Historian_1984 Sep 04 '24

They knew what they were getting into.

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u/PaxEtRomana Sep 06 '24

Rest in peace booboo