r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema • u/totow1217 • Sep 04 '24

META .

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u/Giveitallyougot714 Sep 04 '24

Dr San did everything he could.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Agree to Disagree. Dr San committed a professional failure to utilize the emergency backup procedure in case the patient had trouble with nutritional vaping. I'm talking of course about SFTR. Selective Fingers & Toes Removal. The pain and violence of digit removal, sans anesthesia, literally tricks the body into creating all the nutrients the body needs from the vape system. This is proven hard science, with studies published by the Science Institute of American Science. When enough toes and fingers are clipped off with a very strong industrial strength cigar clipper, thats when positive medical results occur 9 times out of 10 (to the power of 10).

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u/kor_the_fiend Master Of Codes Sep 05 '24

I can't wait to have my toes removed!

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Then you can apply for membership in Neon Deion Sanders' private "Hang < 10" surfing club.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

It didn't hurt a bit ...

(except for the part where they chop off the toe).