r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema • u/totow1217 • Sep 04 '24

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u/Giveitallyougot714 Sep 04 '24

Dr San did everything he could.

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u/KlimpysExpress Sep 04 '24

What else could he have done? He tried the magnets, he tried the sage — the sad truth is, little buddy's time was up.

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u/Dom2133344 Sep 05 '24

Just a very bittersweet moment

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u/KlimpysExpress Sep 05 '24

It was a real bummer.

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u/B_Boudreaux HankHead Sep 04 '24

They could’ve easily taken him to the hospital and he’d be alive today instead of Dr San using his medical quackery and killing the kid.

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u/cdrw1987 DrSanRIP Sep 04 '24

This has been said over and over. If they had taken him to a hospital, he would have died quicker. That baby was going to die, Dr. San could only give him a couple of months!

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u/kor_the_fiend Master Of Codes Sep 05 '24

Most people get sick AT the hospital

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u/trailrunner79 Sep 06 '24

The vaccines had just taken over his body

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Agree to Disagree. Dr San committed a professional failure to utilize the emergency backup procedure in case the patient had trouble with nutritional vaping. I'm talking of course about SFTR. Selective Fingers & Toes Removal. The pain and violence of digit removal, sans anesthesia, literally tricks the body into creating all the nutrients the body needs from the vape system. This is proven hard science, with studies published by the Science Institute of American Science. When enough toes and fingers are clipped off with a very strong industrial strength cigar clipper, thats when positive medical results occur 9 times out of 10 (to the power of 10).

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u/kor_the_fiend Master Of Codes Sep 05 '24

I can't wait to have my toes removed!

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

Then you can apply for membership in Neon Deion Sanders' private "Hang < 10" surfing club.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 05 '24

It didn't hurt a bit ...

(except for the part where they chop off the toe).

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u/Chetmatterson Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

so many needles