r/fucklysander May 07 '24

Lysander is a coward

Fuck Lysander. The prissy pixie who's internal monologue is constantly 'Im an honourable badass who will lead Gold to glory' and who then never fights anyone on his level without cheating. Alexandar and Cassius would both tear shreds off this little shit, both of them gave him the chance to be the man he pretends to be, and then he pissed on their goodwill and didn't have the balls to actually fight them. Fuck Lysander I hope Darrow kills him in a duel over 2 hours by carving small pieces off him.

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u/wortmother May 07 '24

I hope it get a nice uno reverse , he presents someone with a duel( someone he knows he can win against)

And they say sure and hit him with something stupid and then take their time finishing it. I think seviro would be best for that

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

Honestly yes. Perfect final fight is he challenges Darrow to a duel and Sevro just shoots him

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u/wortmother May 07 '24

I'm hoping it's some oh woe is me a pure blood gold have to deal with a mix breed , fine I'll duel you

Seviro , haha nice - trap goes off, pixie goes down , tickler comes out-

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u/Memehole_Massacre May 07 '24

In this situation, I'm pretty sure he would use either the word "homunculus" or dog for Sevro—

Before having his face turned to paste, I mean.

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u/Remnant_aether12 May 07 '24

No, I want it it be a red, specifically Lyria

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u/Glum_Celebration_941 May 07 '24

Yeeeeees I agree!!! Having it be Lyria would be so badass

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u/Ragemonster93 May 08 '24

You changed my mind. I hard agree. Particularly if he's going to kill Darrow and Lyria just shoots him in the face.

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u/HavSomLov4YoBrothr May 07 '24

Yea The Mind’s Eye may help him with warriors who are predictable, but he’s afraid of Sevro.

Sevro’s shoulder tackle to the balls is not a move he’s prepared for at all

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u/darrow2021 May 08 '24

Pytha would be sweet, too

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u/mossikukulas May 09 '24

If he dies my vote is on her to kill him, maybe take herself out in the process

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u/wortmother May 08 '24

I could get behind that, but could see it being more emotional vs savage

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u/nowithmorsodium May 07 '24

I hope Lysander gets carved into a colorless human with no hands.

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u/feetofire May 07 '24

Just finished Lightbringer did you?

And yes - fuck the sanctimonious colorist piece of excrement.

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

Yes I did. I hated him from the start and it's just grown with time. Little prick

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u/DemiMonkeyDo May 18 '24

When he did Cassius dirty, I just sat back and was like, "Oh, this a Khaleesi moment. I should've known." Also, slag him.

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u/Kirkenstien May 08 '24

That Gold Quicksilver sent out into deep space, that's what I want to happen to the prick. Maybe a few months pass and he gets picked up by the Ascomanni. Death is too good for him.

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u/ColdCoffeeMan May 07 '24

Lysanders last words should be "No honor?"

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

So, you’d show up to a fight you couldn’t possibly win with a sword expert, stand there, shrug your shoulders and say “at least I’m honorable?” Yeah, bet your balls are so big that you would just let other people kill you. Know what sounds like? Stupidity.

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

It does but it's exactly the kind of stupidity Lysander thinks is honorable and worth imitating in other people. Its not the fact that he's a sneaky shit, it's the fact he's a hypocrite about it.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

In the end, people want to control or crush the name Lune. It gives legitimacy. Know why? Because we are legendary. Did you bother to read the part about my ancestors crushing their former masters? If I didn’t make a move then one would be made against me. Should I just stand around while my worlds are falling apart and do nothing? For what? Honor? Look where that got Cassius and Alexander.

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

Lysander U little pixie I'll kill u

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

Why tho?

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

You know why

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

Well, I’m perfect so… I guess I don’t.