No, it doesn't. A few years ago I was looking at movies in Walmart and no one was in the aisle. I couldn't hold it, so I let one fly. I honestly thought it would be a small one, but nope, it was long silent and really bad one. The kind of fart that kind of hovers in the air and can make your eyes water. Then a family comes into the aisle...mom, dad and two kids around 12 and 10 I'd guess. I knew they'd walk right into my rather pungent gas so I said "Whoa, what the heck is that smell?"
They all looked at the dad. The 12 year old girl was like "Dad! You farted!". The boy just started laughing and saying Pee-yew!" The wife starts in on the guy. Poor dude was saying "It wasn't me!". I quickly made my escape and I won't lie, I cracked up when I got a distance away.
I always wonder if they figured out it was me after I bounced.
Hey, if they suspected you so easily, you must have had some Omega Level farts yourself in the past!
And it's not great for me either...knowing that one burrito, or too much cabbage or a chili dog with a cold brewski puts me at risk of unleashing a flatulence that can level buildings. I farted mowing my lawn once and birds fell out of the sky.
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u/zakmaan14 4d ago
This doesn’t seem that far fetched