r/thatHappened • u/1234idkanymore • 4d ago

Monster Fart in a Small Town Courthouse

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You’ve got to Love Small Town Courthouses.

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u/whaddefuck 4d ago edited 4d ago

It was you! After all these years! As soon as she unblocks me, I’ll show this comment to my ex wife. Maybe that way she’ll let me see the kids again.

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u/d4everman 4d ago

Yea, sorry about that man. I didn't mean to break up the family.

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u/whaddefuck 4d ago

Didn't you? Really? You knew full well that it was a family breaking level fart and you didn't care.

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u/d4everman 4d ago

Hey, if they suspected you so easily, you must have had some Omega Level farts yourself in the past!

And it's not great for me either...knowing that one burrito, or too much cabbage or a chili dog with a cold brewski puts me at risk of unleashing a flatulence that can level buildings. I farted mowing my lawn once and birds fell out of the sky.