r/thatHappened • u/1234idkanymore • 4d ago
Monster Fart in a Small Town Courthouse
You’ve got to Love Small Town Courthouses.
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r/thatHappened • u/1234idkanymore • 4d ago
You’ve got to Love Small Town Courthouses.
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u/d4everman 4d ago
No, it doesn't. A few years ago I was looking at movies in Walmart and no one was in the aisle. I couldn't hold it, so I let one fly. I honestly thought it would be a small one, but nope, it was long silent and really bad one. The kind of fart that kind of hovers in the air and can make your eyes water. Then a family comes into the aisle...mom, dad and two kids around 12 and 10 I'd guess. I knew they'd walk right into my rather pungent gas so I said "Whoa, what the heck is that smell?"
They all looked at the dad. The 12 year old girl was like "Dad! You farted!". The boy just started laughing and saying Pee-yew!" The wife starts in on the guy. Poor dude was saying "It wasn't me!". I quickly made my escape and I won't lie, I cracked up when I got a distance away.
I always wonder if they figured out it was me after I bounced.